No big deal. I get a lil scar and a little bump, then live my life normally.
OR SO I THOUGHT. I read the user's manual and find out some rules about this bugger. Apparently there are some severe limitations to go along with my device.
Here are just a few taken right out of the book...
I can not be within 6 inches of "magnetic wands like those commonly used in the game of BINGO."
Its a good thing I have a girlfriend, or I don't know what I'd do with my saturday nights from 3-5pm.
I can not let my device be within 12 inches of a running chainsaw.What if I wanted to host a slumber party in rural Texas?
The device can not come within 24 inches of an arc welder.Which means I now have no hobbies.
Thanks for reading,-Scott
PS. In all seriousness, thank you to all who sent me well wishes. I appreciate all the love.
9 comments:
Damn Scott -I had no idea. So glad you are doing well. Oddly enough you were and probably still are in better shape than 95% of illustrators out there :)
Take care amigo-S
Scott, that's a bummer about not being able to be around chainsaws. :( Love your little illos. Hope you're feeling better.
I hope your doing well man. The work is looking great!
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^Do NOT repeat that in public!
Holy crap dude, this is the first I heard about it. It looks like you're keeping a pretty stellar attitude about it though, an inspiration to us all!
You are partially safe at the Kramer's I have a chainsaw but no arc weilder, and Deb pats me down with a wand.
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I love having a robotical son
Could you be any more desperate for attention? What's next? Skywriting?
WHAT??! You need a new heart?!? Even though you stole mine years ago?!?
Awwww :)
Your sexually ambiguous and oft confused friend,
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Altmann: My shape is lumpy now. I'm not sure what that says about the other 95%.
Zelda: The lumberjack dream dies hard. (sniff)
Andrew: Thats messed up, man. What if a child read this blog?
McLean: I have no emotions now that my heart is mechanical.
Lame: They won't let me on a plane, but not a bad idea.
Skip: I still have yours. But I never refridgerated it so it went bad.
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